Husband: Har Subah Main Bhagwan Se Yeh Prarthna Karta Hun Ki Sabko Tumhare Jaisi Patni Mile. Wife: Sach, Aisa Kyon? Husband: Haan, Aakhir Main Akela Hi Kyon Dukh Sahun!
Wife: Agar Main Waqt Hoti To Sab Meri Qadar Karte. Husband: Log Tumhein Dekh Kar Darr Jaate. Wife: Woh Kyon? Husband: Log Kehte, Wo Dekho Bura Waqt Aa Raha Hai!
Sunny Leone: "Ragini Mms 2" Mein Main Sab Ko Dara Dungi. Pappu: Darr To Aapki Pehle Ki Movies Mein Bhi Lagta Tha... Kahi Peechhe Se Mummy Ya Papa Na Aa Jayein!
Maine Ek Survey Kiya Logon Ko Poocha Ki Batao 15 Aug Ko Kya Hai? 93% Log Bole 'Dry Day' Hai Bahut Sharam Ki Baat Hai... Aao Hum Milkar Baaki 7% Logon Ko Bhi Yeh Baat Samjhayein!
Girl: Chalo main chupti hu tum mujhe dhundna. Agar dhund liya to hum shoping chalenge. Boy: Agar nahi dhunda to? Girl: Aisa mat kaho na jaanu main darwaze ke piche hi chupungi